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    Scarlett Johansson denies auditioning to date Tom Cruise, calls rumor ‘so demeaning’

    Scarlett Johansson says she did not audition to date Tom Cruise after his split from Nicole Kidman, rebuking a statement that former Scientologist Brendan Tighe made to Megyn Kelly on her show Wednesday. “The very idea of any person auditioning to be in a relationship is so demeaning,” Johansson said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. “I refuse for anyone to spread the idea that I lack the integrity to choose my own relationships. Only a man aka Brendan Tighe would come up with a crazy story like that,” Tighe appeared on “Megyn Kelly Today” to discuss his experiences with the church, saying he discovered the reports of Johansson’s audition “purely by accident,” and…

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    An Open Letter to Chris Pine and Chris Pine’s Fine Fanny Pack

    Dear Chris Pine, Chris Pine’s Wonder Woman 1984 fanny pack, and the fanny that fanny pack is packin’: First of all, how dare you. You secretly scrumptious tub of Talenti in human form. You buttery almond croissant with legs. You juicy biscuit. HOW. DARE. Just look at what I have to deal with today This image is too much, too pure, too blessed. I cannot deal with this. Apparently, your character, patriotic scone Steve Trevor, not only survived the events of Wonder Woman but somehow finds himself transported from World War I to the 1980s and I have never wanted to be Kelly Kapowski more than I do right now. Yesterday, director Patty Jenkins tweeted…